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canvasjockey
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Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:11 pm

Starine wrote:How About Some Oregon Militia Homoerotic Fan Fiction?
http://www.joemygod.com/2016/01/06/how- ... n-fiction/

^^Best thing I have read all day.
^Hahaha!! They can enjoy reading that while they open up all the "adult" toys people have been sending them!

My cat Cabot stood in as my expert consultant on my latest portrait today...

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Mon Jan 18, 2016 12:46 am

Starine wrote:Image
can't... stop... staring...

(srsly, can't look away because of firm conviction that SOMEBODY IS GOING TO POUNCE ANY SECOND NOW!) :lol:
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Starine
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Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:47 pm

I'm glad someone acknowledged it. I thought it was mesmerizing. :lol:
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Starine
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Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:58 pm

‘Don’t Walk On Fish’: 28 Worrying Soviet Accident Prevention Posters
http://flashbak.com/dont-walk-on-fish-2 ... ign=buffer
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Sun Jan 31, 2016 11:50 pm

Sunday sports a little boring today? I've played around in this myself.

Carly Kaiser ‏@carlykaiser
Man after all the WWII vets came out to see him being named "Silver Bean" would have been so lame in comparison
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HAHAHA They spelled Verrazano's name wrong at first
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Remember when they wanted to know what "Lusty Vicar" meant
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Big fans of repetition
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A horse named Indy Ana Jones totally stealing the Blue Grass would have been awesome.
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Bodemeister went through two names before they settled, Bradelberry (lol) and Graham N Spike.
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"Well if they don't pick Real Quiet lets try REALLY Quiet" - Mike Pegram
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I wonder what its like to have a name you reserved get rejected at first.
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OH MY GOD HARD SPUN AS ALMOST "PIANO MAN"?!!
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The gutsy gelding Mr. Evasive!
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They had a really odd list of possibilities for him @howarddschmidt
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Somehow "A Li'l Promise" wouldn't have been nearly as fun as LAVA MAN
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Check it out, Bayern was all set as Tahrir Square but they changed it.
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How about Edd? No. Eddd? Nope. Edddd? Nope. WELL FINE WHAT ABOUT EDUARDO?!
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It really breaks my heart that Game On Dude was so close to being named Gangster of Love
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Can you imagine how annoying the headlines would have been if "Heir Apparent" was going for the Triple Crown?
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My god, his name was almost Droan Attack. #PepperRoani
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Holy sweet jesus thank god they accepted California Chrome
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Melissa Bauer-Herzog ‏@mbauerherzog
From pants to beer.
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I'd love to see the official explanation of what Effinex's name means.
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Mon Feb 01, 2016 11:29 am

I heard he named him after his ex-wife ;)
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Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:08 am

Jeanne Robertson tells this story:

She was at an airport somewhere, waiting at the terminal for a flight. She and several other people waiting could not help but overhear a heated argument between a woman and her sixteen-year old daughter. They were fighting about a boy that the girl wanted to date. The mother was totally against it.

The argument went on and on, and the girl said, "You can take me on this trip. You can even take away my cell phone. But when we get home, I'm going to go out with [that boy]!" The mother continued to disagree, and the argument went on, back and forth, with the entire population of the terminal listening and trying to be quiet and not be obviously listening. But it was obvious they were all listening, because everyone there burst into laughter when the girl shouted, "Of course he's a good person, Mama! Why do you think he's doing two hundred hours of community service?!"

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Miesque1973
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Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:03 pm

I thought this was worth a giggle:

President Nixon, President Clinton and President Obama are all standing before God, who is sitting on His throne, judging them.

Nixon says, "I'm sorry I lied to the American people."

Clinton says, "I'm sorry I got caught lying to the American people."

Obama says, "Hey, what are you doing on my throne?!"

~Miesque
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Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:00 pm

If you're going to take a shot at the POTUS, perhaps you should do it in the Political section? :?
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Miesque1973
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Mon Mar 21, 2016 4:48 pm

BaroqueAgain1 wrote:If you're going to take a shot at the POTUS, perhaps you should do it in the Political section? :?
I'm fairly sure no one would squawk about Dubya being asked to spell Czechoslovakia in order to be admitted to Heaven. ;)

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Mon Mar 21, 2016 7:57 pm

Miesque1973 wrote:
BaroqueAgain1 wrote:If you're going to take a shot at the POTUS, perhaps you should do it in the Political section? :?
I'm fairly sure no one would squawk about Dubya being asked to spell Czechoslovakia in order to be admitted to Heaven. ;)

Miesque
LOL!!!
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Sparrow Castle
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Thu Mar 31, 2016 11:07 pm

Must be April 1st in Australia...lol.

Justin Bieber booked for Queen Elizabeth Stakes ride on star stayer Mongolian Khan
Bieber’s manager Scooter Braun confirmed to Punters.com.au that the Canadian singer-songwriter has for the past month been riding secret early morning trackwork at Los Angeles’ Santa Anita Park in order to sharpen his skills.

Braun stated that initial skepticism about safety risks from within the Bieber camp (Bieber is worth an estimated $215 million) was quickly forgotten.
https://www.punters.com.au/news/Justin- ... er_144105/
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ElPrado2
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 6:30 am

Only in Florida...
There is a news story, with video, of a dog fiying a plane. I am watching it now. At least it isn't a passenger jet. But it is in the pilot's seat wearing goggles and headphones.
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:23 am

It must just be a normal Monday.
Police are chasing a Chihuahua on the Golden Gate Bridge.
BaroqueAgain1
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:21 pm

And that's not a late April Fool's prank.
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/cops-chase-ch ... -pets.html
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Starine
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:17 pm

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Starine
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Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:34 pm

ElPrado2 wrote:It must just be a normal Monday.
Police are chasing a Chihuahua on the Golden Gate Bridge.
:D Kind of reminds me of an old favorite, the pug antagonizing the police dog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaSfSbNoHWQ
stark
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Mon Apr 18, 2016 1:37 pm

I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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ElPrado2
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Tue Apr 19, 2016 12:09 am

And of course, it was a Yalie. I lived in New Haven for a while.
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