You know what dogs are saying when they're barking? "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" Or, when they're in a really puckish mood, "No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you! No sleep for you!"
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Toby the Border Collie would be left inside while his owner was at work, and since that room is just a few feet away from my window... well, guess who had to listen to Toby express his separation anxiety all day?
I had to threaten my neighbor with a lawyer, and since the last firmly-worded letter he apparently got a shock collar for Toby the Yapping Border Collie. Sphinx Who Barks at Invisible Squirrels... I'm just glad she's not let outside for long any more, and besides, I'm sure she has a hard time finding the door.
Spike the Psycho Canary used to sing. My 2nd-born niece and her doofus husband shushed him every time he'd sing and now he doesn't sing any more. That still ticks me off. Anybody know how to get a canary to sing again?
I think it's very true that men don't get annoyed by noise as much as women. When we lived next to a (hopefully now totally deaf) moron who liked to play his thug rap music as loudly as possible, every day, it barely fazed Dad. It drove me INSANE! We had to call the cops on the neighbor several times, and I'm sure that several times they never could get him to answer the door, due to the (c)rap he was playing so loudly.
I just don't get people who force their noise onto others. Get headphones and a Besenji, if you need loud music and a dog. Good fences and quiet dogs make excellent neighbors!

~Miesque
Vice does not change its character by becoming fashionable.