MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 12/13 *RESULTS* @ TURFWAY PARK

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Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:13 pm

CONGRATS TO CRUZAN, WHO ALTHO DASHING ONTO OUR RACING SCENE LATE IN THE YEAR,
HAS ALREADY PROVEN THAT HE TRULY BELONGS RUNNING WITH CHAMPIONS ~
HAVING WON 2 OF 3 MIDWEEK MAYHEM RACES


DUE TO EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES, CRUZAN HAS REQUESTED
THAT I CHOOSE THE VENUE FOR THIS WEEK'S 'MAYHEM'

VENUE: TURFWAY PARK
WHERE THERE IS NO TURF OR SURF
JUST THE KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS ALL AROUND

:twisted: OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE: THE ''LUCKY OR UNLUCKY #13'' STAKES :evil:

POST TIME: 6:15 PM ET // 5:15 PM CT // 4:15 PM MT // 3:15 PM PT

SCORING FROM YE OLE DOG HOUSE AMIDST BEER ~ BOOZE & BABES
WILL BE THE NOT-SO-ENERGIZER-BLUNNY, READY TO AMAZE & AMUSE
WITH HIS OWN UNIQUE RAZZLE-DAZZLE RACE CALL!


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THAN ERR THEN SEE: D.Q. :oops:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:04 pm

**RESULTS**

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THE ''ENERGIZER BLUNNY'' HAS RUN INTO TROUBLE
SOME VERY BAD LUCK, BROKE THE ENERGY BUBBLE
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SO THE RUFF ONE STEPS IN TO LET U ALL KNOW
WHO TOOK HOME THE GLORY, THE PLACE -&- THE SHOW
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WHILE THE LUCKY #13 WAS LUCKY FOR SOME
FOR OTHERS = SO SAD, IT MADE EM LOOK DUMB

TO START OUT THE DAY REAL QUIET DID LEAD
BUT COULD HE FIND MORE TO ANSWER THE NEED?
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SIR BLUNNY APPEARED AS SOMEWHAT ENERGETIC
WHILE THE REST OF THE RUNNERS WERE SIMPLY PATHETIC
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AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH REAL QUIET STILL HOT
AS MOST OF THE REST FOUND OUT THEY WERE NOT


FROM THE CLOUDS FAR AWAY, A TORNADO WAS BLOWIN
AS DUSTY DISCOVERED, HER MOJO WAS SHOWIN!
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SHE HUFFED -&- SHE PUFFED TILL SHE COLLARED THE COLT
SHE STUNNED -&- SHE SHOCKED LIKE A LIGHTNING STRIKE BOLT!



DOWN THE HOME STRETCH THEY RAN OR SIMPLY WALKED BY
SOME STILL WITH HOPE ~ BUT MOST WITH A SIGH

TWAS DUSTY AND REAL QUIET NOW LOCKED IN A BATTLE
WHILE THE REST OF THE FIELD WERE MOVIN LIKE CATTLE
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WITH THE WIRE IN SIGHT, IT LOOKED LIKE DEAD HEAT
THE COLT AND THE FILLY = WHICH ONE WOULD GET BEAT?
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''THERE IS NO SURE THING'' ~ ISN'T THAT WHAT THEY SAY
BECAUSE IN A HEARTBEAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY.....
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THINGS CAN JUST CHANGE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE
WHICH IS WHAT JUST HAPPENED AS SOMEONE FLEW BY!
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THE DEFENDING CHAMP, CRUZAN, WHO STARTED OFF SLOW
RIGHT PAST THE FRONT RUNNERS THIS COLT THEN DID GO
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SO THE LESSON TO BE LEARNED IS WHAT HE DID TEACH
HE LEFT 8 WITH SOUR GRAPES, WHEN HE BIT ON A PEACH!
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WITH THE TINIEST OF WHISKERS, POOR DUSTY LOST OUT
HER .20 CENT MISHAP, TURNED SMILE INTO POUT
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REAL QUIET SO STRONG FROM THE GATE TO THE WIRE
ALAS GOT LEG WEARY, AND FINALLY DID TIRE

AS USUAL ''THE PRECIOUS'' WORTH MORE THAN JUST MONEY
ONCE AGAIN WENT ON HOME WITH THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY

THE REST OF THE RUNNERS, HAD SO LITTLE TO SHOW
LIKE SNAILS -&- LAND TURTLES, WAS THE ROUTE THEY DID GO
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CATALINA, THUNDER CAT, AND CIGARSHOP WERE NEXT
TIGER DANCER WITH A FACE THAT REALLY LOOKED VEXED!


THE CHEETAH WAS SEEN STILL ASLEEP IN THE STALL
SHE NEVER AWAKENED WHEN RUFFIAN HAD CALLED
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OUT OF NINE WHO DID RUN ~ THE LEAST OF THE BEST
WAS RUFFIAN ASLEEP IN HER GOLD GOOSE EGG NEST!

WITH AN OUTRAGEOUS FINISH -&- A REPEATING GLORY
THE END OF THE DAY BECAME A ''SOUR PEACH'' STORY!
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SO NEXT TIME THEY RUN WILL BE A RARE TREAT
AS CRUZAN WILL TRY FOR ELUSIVE 3-PEAT
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THE ORDER OF FINISH WILL BE RIGHT BELOW
AS THREE RAN OK AND 6 RAN REAL SLOW!

(DC) CRUZAN === $50.60
*Chose A 'Sour Peach ~ Giving The Rest Sour Grapes!

DUSTY === $50.40
*Ouch! Couldn't Find 2 Dimes To Rub Together!

REAL QUIET === $49.60
*Ouch x 4

BLUNNY === $37.90
*Determined To Get ''The Precious'' To Keep At Year End

ALSO RAN ~ THO NOT MUCH

CATALINA === $22.70

THUNDER CAT === $19.80

CIGARSHOP === $14.30

TIGER DANCER === $5.00
*A Cat House Total On Any Other Day!

RUFFIAN === $0
Golden Goose Egg In A Catnip Feathered Nest
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NEXT MIDWEEK MAYHEM WILL BE A BOTS DAY
SO THEN WE FIND OUT WHAT THE BLUNNY WILL SAY!
IF HIS LAST CALL'S A CLUE ~ THEN WE ALL EXPECT FUNNY
WHEN THE RACE CALL IS UP TO OUR ENERGIZER BLUNNY!


Image ~Graphics By: TIGER DANCER~
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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