MIDWEEK MAYHEM ~ 7/11 *RESULTS* @ WOODBINE

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RUFFIAN
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Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:07 pm

CONGRATS TO THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' WHO HOPPED
OVER THE FINISH LINE JUST A BUNNY-WHISKER AHEAD
OF CATALINA TO BRING BOTS GLORY FOR THE COLTS

VENUE: WOODBINE

JULY 11TH IS NATIONAL ''BUSHY-TAILED + BRIGHT-EYED'' DAY
AND IS OUR FEATURE EVENT TODAY

HOW SIGNIFICANT THAT THE ENERGIZER-BUNNY
WILL BE RUNNING FOR THE REPEAT VICTORY GLORY
WILL HE BE 'BUSHY-TAILED + BRIGHT-EYED'
OR HOP DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE + HIDE?

POST TIMES: 6:45 ET // 5:45 CT // 4:45 MT // 3:45 PT

SCOREKEEPER

GET OUT THE PLEDGE + FEATHER DUSTER!
DUSTY IS IN THE CAT HOUSE
WITH CALCULATOR, CATNIP + CHIPPENDALES
THE MALE DANCERS ~ NOT THE RODENTS!

IF FOR ANY REASON THE DUST BECOMES OVERWHELMING
AND SHE IS UNABLE TO GET IT UNDER CONTROL TO SCORE
THE MIGHTY RUFFZILLA SHALL ROAR ON IN TO HELP OUT
PLUS THE INCENTIVE OF CATNIP + CHIPPENDALES IS WORTH IT

THE RULES ARE ON THE MENU
WHY NOT TAKE A PEEK
BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN SEE D.Q. + SCREAM EEEEK!
Last edited by RUFFIAN on Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:15 pm

GOOD EVENING & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM AT WOODBINE
TODAY IS NATIONAL 'BUSHY-TAILED + BRIGHT-EYED' DAY

THEREFORE, HONORING THAT HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT IS:
THE 'BRIGH-EYED + BUSHY-TAIL' STAKES

IRONICALLY, IT IS THE BUSHY TAILED 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY'
WHO WILL BE HOPPING ALONG THE BUNNY TRACK HOPING
FOR A REPEAT HOP TO THE WIRE FIRST!

TRYING TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING WILL BE 8 WORTHY
CHALLENGERS INCLUDING 5 FORMER + CURRENT HOTY

8 ARE IN THE GATE PATIENTLY WAITING FOR
CANTANKEROUS CRUZAN TO DECIDE TO ENTER HIS GATE!

PEPPERMINTS + HORSE TREATS HAVE DONE THE TRICK

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'BRIGHT-EYED + BUSHY-TAIL' STAKES

OUT FOR AN EARLY LEAD IS A BIG CAT 'SANDWICH' OF
RUFFIAN + THUNDER CAT WITH AN 'ENERGIZER-BUNNY' IN THE MIDDLE
YUM-YUM

IT'S ABOUT 5 LENGTHS BACK TO CIGARSHOP ~ DUSTY + CATALINA

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK IS REAL QUIET WHO IS FOLLOWED
BY THE EARLY TRAILERS OF TIGER DANCER + CRUZAN

=== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ===

RUFFIAN HAS LET HER 'INNER CHEETAH' COME OUT TO RUN
TAKING OVER A SHORT LEAD WITH DUSTY RIGHT AT HER TAIL

IT'S JUST A LENGTH BACK TO ANOTHER 'FELINE SANDWICH'
ONLY THIS TIME IT'S THUNDER CAT + CATALINA WITH THE
ENERGIZER-BLUNNY IN THE MIDDLE
THIS CLEVER COLT SEEMS TO REALLY ENJOY BEING SURROUNDED
BY THE FEISTY FRISKY FILLYS!

REAL QUIET CONTINUES PLAYING CATCH UP

AS THE TURTLE TEMPO TRAILING TRIO OF
CIGARSHOP ~ TIGER DANCER + CRUZAN
CONTINUE ALONG THEIR TEPID PACED PATH

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

RUFFIAN'S 'INNER CHEETAH' HAS GONE FROM ROAR TO SNORE
AS IT IS NOW DUSTY TAKING COMMAND OF THE LEAD ~

DEFENDING CHAMP BLUNNY SEEMS TO HAVE HAD HIS FILL OF
THE FRISKY FILLY FUN AND NOW IS CHALLENGING DUSTY FOR
THE LEAD WITH HIS ENERGIZER BATTERY TURNED UP TO HIGH!

SUDDENLY THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AS ALL EYES ARE
LOOKING BACK TO SEE A TIGER ROARING FROM THE CLOUDS
PASSING EVERYONE IN HER WAY ~
AND WHO NOW IS JUST A LENGTH BEHIND BLUNNY

THE WIRE LOOMS JUST AHEAD AS DUSTY IS ALL OUT WITH A
HALF LENGTH LEAD OVER DEFENDING CHAMP, BLUNNY

CAN THE FEISTY FIERCE FILLY HOLD OFF A VERY ENERGIZED BUNNY

THE ANSWER IS BLOWIN IN THE WIND: HELL YEH!

'BRIGHT-EYED + BUSHY-TAILED THE FILLY REIGNS SUPREME!

DEFENDING CHAMP, JUST 1 BATTERY CELL SHORT OF REPEAT GLORY

TIGER DANCER ONCE AGAIN IS FESTOONED IN FLOWERS
AND REAL QUIET CLOSES GAMELY TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

=== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===

DUSTY = $51.10
*Strong From Gate To Wire & Also Acquires Another YO-YO-MAMA Trophy!
From Cat House To Penthouse With A Dynamic, Determined Effort

(DC) BLUNNY = $49.60 (Ouch!)
*In It To Win It The Entire Race But Just 1 Hop Away From Victory

TIGER DANCER = $41.80
*Slow Start Then Roared To Smell The Daisies

REAL QUIET = $38.40
*Even Effort Start To Finish

===== ALSO RAN =====

CATALINA = $36.40

RUFFIAN = $34.40

THUNDER CAT = $27.30

CIGARSHOP = $27

CRUZAN = $7.40
*Almost A Golden Goose Egg!
But Instead, Can Frolic In Ye Ole Dog House
Along Buddies: Jack Daniels, Jim Beam & The Las Vegas Showgirls
Plus A Case Of Milk Bone Dog Biscuits!

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM WOODBINE
WISHING ALL A BRIGHT EYED + BUSHY TAILED DRIVE HOME
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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