MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS ** RESULTS ** : 1/2 @ DELTA DOWNS

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Sun Dec 30, 2018 5:00 pm

CONGRATS TO THE 'DUSTY ONE'
THE FLAMBOYANT FILLY DUSTED THE FIELD IMPRESSIVELY

WE WELCOME IN THE NEW 2019 YEAR TODAY WITH A BOTS CHALLENGE
FIERCE FRISKY FILLYS VS: CONTENTIOUS COURAGEOUS COLTS

FEATURE EVENT: FOR THE NEW YEAR
''WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?'' STAKES

VENUE CHOICE: DELTA DOWNS

POST TIMES: 6:25 ET // 5:25 CT // 4:25 MT // 3:25 PT

SCOREKEEPER
FROM YE OLE DOG HOUSE, AMIDST MILK-BONE BISCUITS
{ AND HE WILL DEFINITELY 'MIND HIS BISCUITS' }
WILL BE OUR NEWCOMER ~ *ROAMIN* WHO HAS NOT HAD
THE COMICAL CHALLENGE OF PRESENTING A RACE CALL!

IN THE EVENT, ROAMIN IS UNABLE TO FIND HIS CALCULATOR ~
THE 'RUFF' ONE SHALL ROAR ON IN TO PURRR RESULTS

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
THEN ERRRR & SEE = D.Q. :cry:
Last edited by RUFFIAN on Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:27 am, edited 1 time in total.
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:26 am

GOOD AFTERNOON -&- WELCOME
TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
COMING TO YOU FROM DELTA DOWNS

TODAY BEING THE 1st WEDNESDAY OF THE MONTH
IS ALSO A BOTS DAY: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FILLYS --VS-- CONTENTIOUS COLTS


WELCOMING IN THE NEW YEAR
OUR FEATURE EVENT WILL BE THE:
''WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT'' STAKES

MIDWEEK 'MAYHEM' IS EXACTLY WHAT TODAY HAS TURNED INTO!
DUE TO INCOMING WEATHER CHANGES
OUR RACE CONDITIONS HAVE BEEN CHANGED
FROM ORIGINAL 10 FURLONGS TO A 5 FURLONG SPRINT

DUE TO LATE SCRATCHES OF CRUZAN -&- ROAMIN
DEFENDING CHAMP ~DUSTY~
WILL HAVE JUST 7 CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO STOP ANOTHER 'DUST STORM' REPEAT

THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE

AND AWAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE
''WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT'' STAKES

IT'S 2 FRISKY FILLYS LEADING THE WAY
DUSTY -&- THUNDER CAT

FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY:
BLUNNY ~ CIGARSHOP ~ RUFFIAN
IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO:
CATALINA ~ TIGER DANCER ~ EL PRADO


~~THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH~~


SUDDENLY ... THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET
LOOKING BACK AT THE TIRING TRIO IN THE DISTANCE

TIGER DANCER WITH A MIGHTY RESOUNDING ROAR
AND EL PRADO WITH AN EQUALLY ENERGIZED MOVE
HAVE FLOWN BY THE FIELD AS IF THEY WERE ALL OUT
FOR A MORNING WORKOUT JOG!

~~DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME~~

TIGER DANCER -&- EL PRADO ....
NECK + NECK, WHISKER TO WHISKER
AS THE DYNAMIC DUO HEAD TO THE WIRE

THUNDER CAT IS ALL OUT TRYING TO CATCH
THE FEARSOMELY FAST FILLYS IN THE FRONT

BLUNNY IS NEXT -- BUT IT'S SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK TO
DUSTY ~ CATALINA ~ CIGARSHOP

TRAILING THE FIELD IS A FLUSTERED, FRUSTRATED, FRAZZLED FILLY
~RUFFIAN~ WANDERING ALL OVER THE TRACK
TRYING TO AVOID THE RAINDROPS
AS IF THEY WERE TINY ATTACK MODULES!
YOU MIGHT THINK SHE WAS AN ARABIAN, WITH THIS BEHAVIOUR!

SUDDENLY, TIGER DANCER DECIDES THAT ENUFF IS ENUFF!

SHAKING LOOSE FROM EL PRADO ... THE TIGER 2-STEP-DANCE
HAS TURNED INTO A TIGER RUNAWAY RUMBA
AS THE FORMIDABLE FLAMBOYANT FILLY
NOW MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE RACE
PUTTING A PRETTY TIGER WHISKER ON THE WIRE!

EL PRADO HOLDS ON FOR 2nd & THE BRIDESMAID TROPHY

THUNDER CAT WINNING THE BOUQUET OF *TIGER LILLYS*
~ AIN'T IRONY AWESOME!

THE ''ENERGIZER~BLUNNY'' PICKING RIGHT UP WHERE HE LEFT OFF
HAS YET AGAIN MANAGED TO STEAL ''THE PRECIOUS''
MAKING PEOPLE WONDER IF PERHAPS HE IS RELATED TO GOLLUM? :o

FIRST BOTS OF 2019 GOES TO THE FILLYS

$$--OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH--$$

1st ~ TIGER DANCER === $64.20
*In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle, The TIGER Roars Tonight
~WINNER / EMPRESS OF THE DELTA NILE~


2nd ~ EL PRADO === $43.40
*Good Effort
~RUNNER-UP / BRIDESMAID~


3rd ~ THUNDER CAT === $35.80
*Take Time To Smell The Flowers {Not Eat Em!}
~FLOWER-BEARER~
.....

4th ~ BLUNNY === $35.40
*Watch Out: Gollum Spotted Lurking In Shed Row :twisted:
~RING-THIEF~


~~ALSO RAN~~


{DC}DUSTY === $29.60
*Feather Dusters Fluster In The Rain!

CATALINA === $16.40

CIGARSHOP === $13.80

RUFFIAN === $6.40
*With 2 Year-End Cat House Keys In Her Paws :thumbsup:
Looks Like She Is Goin For Cat-House-3Peat!




WE NOW BID YOU ADIEU FROM DELTA DOWNS
RAINDROPS KEEP FALLIN ON OUR HEADS
SO TAKE IT EASY ON THE DRIVE HOME
BETTER SLOW ~ SAFE ~ SOBER
THAN SPEEDY GONZALES TO THE AMBULANCE!
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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