FROM RUFFIAN!
Good Evening Everyone And Welcome
To The 2011 TBC MEOW-MIX Awards
We have an Exciting Evening Ahead
With Some Additional New Awards This Year!
The Red Carpet Lined With Alfalfa
Is Ready And Waiting For The
Arrival of The Stars Of The 2011
Racing Season
Making The Presentations:
Please Welcome
Our Mistress Of Ceremonies
CRAZY CAT LADY
Thank You ....
And Now.......On With The Show!
This Year Has Been One of Shocking Surprises, Shattered Records ~ ~
Newcomers With Outstanding Ability, Humorous Moments, Distressing
Disappointments, Freaky-Photo-Finishes ---High Hopes & Dreams Fulfilled
The Highs And Lows Of Racing
The Peaks And Valleys
Some Days --- Real Quiet
Some Days --- A Bold Ruckus
Unbridled Excitement
A Touch Of Twisted Wit
Heartbreaking Losses
Phenomenal Photo Finishes!
Before We Begin with our first award
we would like to Honor the Reigning
HANDICAPPER OF THE YEAR
====> D U S T Y <====
This Fab-Filly started out this year rather slowly after winning 2010
Super~Saturday Champion as well as the Highest Honor:
HANDICAPPER OF THE YEAR
She made up for the slow start in the
later months with some Incredible Victory-Gallops ~ Reminding Everyone
How And Why She Won HOTY
She Ended the Year with
5 Super Saturday Wins
4 Midweek-Mayhem Victories
And A BOTS Win For The Fillies
And Now.......
ON WITH THE SHOW
How Awards Are Determined:
Winners Are Based On POINTS
A Point Is Awarded Per Win
Thru The Year
In The Event Of A Tie
The Most $$ Decides Champion
Our First NEW Award This Year
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
A Newcomer Who Showed
Courage ~ Determination ~
The Ability To Run With The Best
To Face Defeat + Come Back To Win
NOMINEES:
Horse Crazy Gal
Tiger Dancer
Ultimate Selector
Algobbi
Ballerina
*First Runner Up:
Horse-Crazy-Gal
With 3 Midweek-Mayhem Wins
A Super~Saturday Victory
And Many Races IN The Money!
This Fine Filly Showed Nothing
But Heart Every Time She Ran
AND THE WINNER IS:
==> TIGER DANCER <==
This Feisty Filly BROKE The Existing Track Record Of 3 Years, Held By
Criminal Type ~
She did that in only her 3rd Start
And........... As A MAIDEN
Adding to that Victory
She Has To Her Credit
4 Midweek Wins
3 BOTS Wins
3 Super Saturday Wins
2 Match Race Victories
Congrats TIGER DANCER
Your Trophy + New Blinkers Await
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OUR NEXT AWARD ~
'MOST IMPROVED' AWARD
NOMINEES
CRIMINAL TYPE
TIGER DANCER
HORSE CRAZY GAL
ALGOBBI
KD (Last Year's Winner)
REAL QUIET
Very Close Decision On This
All Have Shown Improvement
One Of The Hardest Decisions
Of All The Awards This Year!
Each Nominee IS Worthy!
1st Runner Up > Criminal Type
This Older Stallion was nearly RETIRED
after A Dismal Disappointing 2010 ~
But he Rebounded with Amazing Ability
this year rewarding his connections over and over again
AND THE WINNER IS:
HORSE CRAZY GAL!
This Maiden Dyn-O-Mite Filly started
off the year as slow as molasses ~
But as the year went on, she turned from A Lump-O-Coal to A Sparkling
Diamond with some Incredible Races!
She Does Not Acknowledge The Word
QUIT!
She Never Gives Up Or Gives In
And Is All Heart Every Time She Runs!
She Completes Her First Year With:
3 Midweek Mayhem Wins
1 Super Saturday Victory
And Many 2nd + 3rd Place Finishes
CONGRATS HORSE-CRAZY-GAL
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OUR NEXT NEW AWARD
THE DISTORTED HUMOR AWARD
This Award Is For: Most Entertaining
Who Made Us Scream For More
Laugh Until Our Cheeks Were Hurting
Stand Up And Cheer Near The Wire
Grin During The Post Parade
NOMINEES ARE:
RUFFIAN
TIGER DANCER
K D
REAL QUIET
CRIMINAL TYPE
AND THE WINNER IS:
By A Landslide....
K D!
Definitely The Clown Of The Races
Showing Off A Twisted Wit,
~ A Distorted Humor
And A Very Funny-Cide
KD Was Delayed On His Way To
The Awards Ceremony When Vampire Bats Descended And Flew Away With Him
As He Was Working Out At
Upside-Downs Racetrack
Radar Is Tracking His Path
And Updates Will Be Announced As
They Arrive!
CONGRATS KD
KEEP US LAUGHING IN 2012!
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OUR NEXT NEW AWARD
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT
Award Is Based On:
WINNING With Lowest $$$
Spooking At Own Shadow
Stopping To Watch Birds + Lose
Refusing To Leave Gate
Escaping From The Gate
Being Fined For Interference
(Over And Over Again!)
NOMINEES:
HORSE CRAZY GAL
CRIMINAL TYPE
TIGER DANCER
RUFFIAN
ROC
1st Runner Up: Criminal Type
September 21st
Won BOTS = $39.60
But...... THE WINNER IS:
===> TIGER DANCER <===
August 30th -
Won BOTS = $38.80
Fined More Often For Causing
A Kerfuffle During A Race
Tiger Dancer Appears To Be
TOO Embarrassed To Come Up
And Claim Her Award!
The Railbirds Will Hold Onto It
Until She Can Find Her Blinkers
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We Now Take A Short Break
For The Half Time Show
And Then...
Its The Top Awards Of The Year
And The Crowning Of HOTY
NEWS FLASH UPDATE
Radar Has Detected KD Accompanied By The Vampire-Bats Above The
Auditorium
Just In Time For The Half-Time Show!
Garlic Necklaces have been provided
with your programs ~ ~ ~
Everyone Please Put Them On Now!
Our Half-Time Show Is Presented By
MEOW MIX
Sponsors Of The TBC Awards
In Ring 1 We Have
KD The Maniacal ~
Thrilling The Crowd With His
Magic Act ~ ~ ~
Trying To Make Criminal-Type
Disappear Once & For All!
In Ring #2
Tiger-Dancer & Ruffian
(aka: Cheetah-Girl)
Performing An Amazing
Big-Cat-Cha-Cha-Cha!
4-Steppin To The Big + Rich Tune
Save A Horse ~ Ride A Cowboy
The 2 Feisty Fillies Have
Everyone On Their Feet Dancing!
In Ring #3
Criminal-Type Presenting His
Interpretation Of
Sherlock Holmes Meets
Sheriff Andy Taylor
With A Little Columbo Tossed In
Standing Ovation For ALL
Now .. Time To Return To
The Awards Presentations
New Award Added This Year:
FILLY OF THE YEAR
Nominees Are
DUSTY
RUFFIAN
TIGER DANCER
EL PRADO
HORSE CRAZY GAL
Very Close Race This Year
DH For Runner Up Between
TIGER DANCER
3 Super Saturday Wins
4 Midweek Mayhem Wins
3 BOTS Victories
2 (Unofficial) Match Race Wins
===> Total = 10 Points
DUSTY
5 Super Saturday Wins
4 Midweek Mayhem Wins
1 BOTS Victory
===> Total = 10 Points
BUT THE WINNER IS:
R U F F I A N
6 Super Saturday Wins
5 Midweek Mayhem Wins
2 BOTS Victories
==> Total > #13
CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN
F.O.T.Y
Our Next Award
B O T S
Battle Of The Sexes
Gender Challenge Series
FOR THE FILLIES:
TIGER DANCER > 3
RUFFIAN > 2
DUSTY > 1
ITM > 1
ELITE MERCEDES > 1
===> TOTAL 8
FOR THE COLTS
CRIMINAL TYPE > 8
KD > 4
REAL QUIET > 3
ROC-525 > 1
===> TOTAL > 16
* COLTS WIN BOTS 2011
After 3 Consecutive Year Losses
WELL DONE!
=> BOTS CHAMPION <=
==> CRIMINAL TYPE! <==
Congrats U Ole-War-Horse!
Ran Your Heart Out For The Colts
And Won When It Counted Most
Our Next NEW Award
Exceptional Moments To Remember
* CRIMINAL TYPE *
Wins A Rare 3-Peat
In The Super Saturday Series
April 9th ~ 16th ~ 23rd
Honorable Mentions:
TIGER DANCER
Breaks Existing 3 yr Track Record
Held By Criminal Type In her 3rd
Start As A Maiden
EL PRADO
Attempting A 3-Peat After Winning
Super Saturdays: 2/26 & 3/5
Only To Lose By A Whisker At
The Wire To Ruffian
But A Thrilling Race To Be Sure!
REAL QUIET
Attempting A 3-Peat After Winning
Super~Saturdays: 10/22 & 10/29
To Lose In BC To Criminal-Type
CRIMINAL TYPE
Won 2 Legs Of 3-Peat
Midweek Mayhem: 4/27 + 5/2
Only To Lose To Ruffian
AND CT AGAIN
Midweek Mayhem: 8/31 & 9/7
Loses 3rd Leg To: HCG
KD
won 2 Legs of 3-Peat
Midweek Mayhem: 6/8 & 6/15
Only To Miss Out, Losing To HCG
The Fillies May Not Have Won
But They Sure Did Stop 3-Peats!
Our Next New Added Award:
COLT OF THE YEAR
Accumulated Points For
Midweek-Mayhem (MM)
$Super~$Saturday (SS)
BOTS Challenge
In 3rd Place With 13 Points
5 in MM
5 In SS
3 In BOTS
==> REAL QUIET <===
In 2nd Place With 20 Points
10 In MM
6 In SS
4 In BOTS
==> K D <==
AND THE WINNER IS
WITH An Amazing 27 Points
12 In MM
7 In SS
8 In BOTS
==> CRIMINAL TYPE <==
C.O.T.Y
AFTER A SHORT BREAK
We Return With Our Final Awards
MIDWEEK MAYHEM CHAMPION
SUPER SATURDAY CHAMPION
RACE OF THE YEAR
HANDICAPPER OF THE YEAR
We Are Back With The Final Awards
Of The 2011 Season
MIDWEEK MAYHEM AWARD
Runner Up With 10 Points
===> K D <===
GRAND CHAMPION
Garnering 12 Points Which
Included 8 BOTS Wins ~
==> CRIMINAL TYPE <==
This Is Criminal Type's 4th Award!
Honorable Mention
REAL QUIET > 5
R U F F I A N > 5
R O C --- 525 > 4
Tiger Dancer > 4
D u s t y > 4
$SUPER~$SATURDAY AWARD
RUNNERS UP: D H
RUFFIAN + KD = With 6 Points
Honorable Mention With 5 Points
Real Quiet
El Prado
Dusty
The $Super~$Saturday
GRAND CHAMPION
(7 Points)
==> CRIMINAL TYPE <==
The Crowd Is On Their Feet
Standing Ovation As This
Older Stallion Trots Up To
Receive His 5th Award!
And Now The Award For:
=> RACE OF THE YEAR <=
Many Thrilling Races To Choose From
And Each One Worthy Of The Award!
RUNNERS UP:
TIGER DANCER
Breaking A 3-Year Track Record
Held By Criminal Type ~
In Just Her 3rd Start As A Maiden
Super Saturday ~ 2/12/11 > $202.60
And
CRIMINAL TYPE
Winning A 3-Peat At Keeneland 4/23
On Super Saturday
But The Winning
==> RACE OF THE YEAR <==
Shattering The Track Record
At The Breeders-Cup Super-Saturday
November 5th, 2011 > $244.80
Yep! You Guessed It!
==> CRIMINAL TYPE <==
What A Year He Has Had!
Another Standing Ovation
From The Crowd Who Has Cheered
Him On Every Time He Ran
And Now For The Final Award
HANDICAPPER OF THE YEAR
Tiz Hardly A Mystery
Almost A Criminal Offense
Taking Dead Aim
Shooting Down Every Opponent
From 2010 Junk~Yard Dog
To 2011 Top Dog
Let's Have A Big Cheer For
The 2011 HOTY
===> CRIMINAL TYPE <===
Never Before Has Anyone
Won All The Top Awards
He Achieved This After A
Shockingly Dismal 2010 ~
Nearly Retired But Given
Another Chance
And He Responded With
New Energy ~
Running Like A 3 Year Old Again
CONGRATS CRIMINAL-TYPE
ON AN OUTSTANDING YEAR!
COLTS Dominated 2011
After 3 Embarrassing Years
Losing Every Award To The Fillies
This Was THEIR YEAR
To Rule And Reign As Champions
We Wish Everyone A
Happy + Healthy New Year
And Look Forward To An Even
Better Racing Season In 2012
Good Night From The
2011 TBC MEOW MIX AWARDS
MAY THE PURRR BE WITH U
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