man i did terrible with my picks i don't think of of them on here won haha.
man i did terrible with my picks i don't think of of them on here won haha.
My record yesterday -
13-1-2-2
MEH!
The Obama admin mantra -
The 1st 4 years - "It's Bush's fault."
The next 4 years - "I don't know nuthin'."
Life is what happens to you when you're making other plans - Betty Talmadge
I don't know what's happened to my form this year from last year but inconsistent is the best way to describe it I hope I figure it out soon or I may end up being sent to the GF! 13-1-2-1
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With the way some of us are doing, we aren't going to qualify for the Derby this year.![]()
"I bet two dollars on the longest shot. That way I don't get my heart broke." -- Simpson
Honeymoon Honey, Byron's Pop for 2014 Kentucky Derby..... 5-6-2013
FROM RUFFIAN - results for April 14th Keeneland & Arkansas Derby handicapping contest -
Good Afternoon & Welcome To
Super Saturday In Kentucky
The Sun Is Bright
The Hopes Are High
And We Have A Field Of 12
Who Are Running For Glory Today
Our Feature Event
The Ruffarama Stakes
Presented By: Catnip Crunchies
Being Run At: 1 3/8 M
The Horses Are Entering The Track
Now........Let's Meet The Field
Leading Them Out In PP #1
RUFFIAN {DC}
2011 Filly Of The Year
And Here She Comes
Dancin + Prancin ~ ~ ~
Entertaining her fans
BUT ---
As we have seen in the past
THIS exuberant display BEFORE
The Race ~
Often finds her best energy left IN
the Gate!
Her last 3 Races revealed the Super-Sonic-Cheetah Within...
as she Roared past the field
Clawing her way to the Winner's Circle
That makes her our Favorite today
She Goes Off At: 5/2
In PP #2
TY88
This Fab Filly is already on her way
to Stardom with 4 MM Wins that includes
2 BOTS wins for the Fillies...
Additionally She has won A SS Race
A bright future awaits this new shining star & hopes for year end honors
seems
very much a reality
Her last 2 races however were lacking her usual outstanding style and
the vet exam did reveal some minor issues that hopefully have been
resolved, tho she may not be running at 100% today
She Goes Off At: 12/1
In PP #3
CRIMINAL TYPE
2011 HOTY
SS Champion
MM Champion
BOTS Champion
Colt Of The Year
New Track Record
Race Of The Year
After almost being retired at the end
of the 2010 Season ~
His connections decided to give the
Ole War Horse one more Shot
much to the delight of his devoted fans
And Shoot He Did ~
With Precise Aim and Ammunition
he shot down any hopes of glory
for all those he faced
Never before has any one horse
captured this many awards
But sadly that brilliant form has not
been evident this season....yet
Tho he has managed a SS Win
he also has finished last several times
and even the Vet cannot find any reason
for his lack lustre efforts
Could be Age & the extensive campaign he ran last year catching up?
He Goes Off At: 20/1
In PP #4
GotaDunn-QH (GDQH)
This Filly dashed onto the racing scene this year with a flourish and
flashy style
all her own
Still a Maiden, she has finished IN the Money in many of her races, just
missing out by a pretty nose for the win
She is a Star in the Making and with time
she is sure to Shine Brightly!
She appears to be on her toes today
and we look for a good effort from her
She Goes Off At: 6/1
In PP #5
EL PRADO
After a long layoff due to various health
issues, this Classy Filly returned this year
with some good efforts but not really back to her winning form yet
Her connections told us she has been training like a 2 year old this
week so
we think we may just see that winning form return today!
She Goes Off At: 7/1
In PP #6
HORSE CRAZY GAL (HCG)
2011 Most Improved Award
Another Fine Filly who comes SO
close SO often yet only has one major
win so far this year
But that has never been for the lack
of Determination!
She does not know the meaning of
the word QUIT ~
And no matter how far back she may be
she never gives up!
This Filly Is ALL HEART!
Give her time and she is sure to
reward her fans
She Goes Off At: 11/1
In PP #7
R S A
WELCOME BACK RSA!
Here's A Colt who took a long time
off for R + R and returns today
much to the delight of his long time devoted fans!
The Cheering for this Colt is deafening
as he moves along in the Post Parade!
After such a long layoff --
We expect he is not back to top form yet
but with a few more races under his hooves he is sure to return to his
winning ways
He Goes Off At: 25/1
In PP #8
BALLERINA
Here is one Classy Filly who rarely runs a bad race and if she does,
there is usually
a valid reason for it
She does have a SS Win to her credit
and many very close calls at the wire
Her Talent is obvious every time she runs and tho she has not found the
winner's circle often, she gives her all each time
Another Star In Progress
She Goes Off At: 10/1
In PP #9
TIGER DANCER
2011 Rookie Of The Year
Here's the Filly who broke the track record in just her 3rd start as a
Maiden...
then continued her winning ways
to finish the year with honors
However ~
On the downside is her Lack of FOCUS
---easily distracted by Railbirds or
real birds in the infield...
Her trainer is frustrated over this issue
and even more so when Blinkers SHOULD help ...yet...often do not
They train her in a field filled with
Crows.......
yet there is seldom any Crowing to
be heard at the finish line
She is like a 2 year old
Distracted...Fractious....Frivolous
But ....
When she is on her game...
She Is Fabulous
She Goes Off At: 20/1
In PP #10
REAL QUIET
A 'Gentleman' Of A Colt whose Past Performance record shines like a star
and who rarely ever runs a poor race
He has had his share of SECOND-ITIS
this season...
Playing The role of 'Bridesmaid'
way too often for his connections & fans
~ who often leave with that 'Coulda--Shoulda' feeling inside
Win or Lose this Classy Colt never
gives up and clearly is a threat in
ANY race
He Goes Off At: 8/1
In PP #11
KD
2011 Distorted Humor Award
Here's the Clown of the Field
always entertaining his fans with
his Antics
They call him the Comeback-Kid
b/c he can pull a Shocker out of
his saddle at any moment in any race
no matter how far back he may be!
His fans are the most raucous as
he makes his 'Cryptoclearance' run
They scream so loudly ...
that they overshadow the track announcer's Voice!
So far this year...
He is the ONLY Colt to Win in the
MM Series with 3 victories including
2 BOTS wins for the Colts!
He also has been shut out right at
the wire in heartbreaking photo finish
results
He Goes Off At: 7/1
In PP #12
HORSE RACE GUY (HRG)
Please give a Warm Welcome to our Newcomer today
This Maiden Colt is a huge question mark
without much experience so we expect
that time and more races will reveal his
own unique style
Good Luck on your Maiden Voyage
He Goes Off At: 30/1
We Now Turn U Over To Our
Track Announcer
FLASHY WISE CAT
Everyone is patiently waiting for RUFFIAN
who has escaped her handler and is running back up the track!
NOT A Good Sign!
The Outrider has finally captured the Runaway Filly and is leading her
back
to the gate as the others are getting
restless now ....
Naughty Naughty Filly!
OK! The Ruffian has been led in and
we are FINALLY Ready To Run!
And...............
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO!
Everyone broke well except for
RUFFIAN who went to her knees
almost losing her Jockey who Just
managed to hold on!
Out for the Early Lead alone is
GDQH but only a half length in
front of...
TY88 And EL PRADO
CRIMINAL TYPE
Showing good early speed is
right there behind the 3 Fillies
RSA away evenly & is running
next to TIGER DANCER
HORSE CRAZY GAL with a strong
move is moving up now
HORSE RACE GUY is next
At the Back of the Pack
REAL QUIET & KD
Not firing yet
BALLERINA off slowly is next
RUFFIAN Trails by 15 Lengths
in the early going
showing nothing yet
Where Is That Cheetah?
Looks like the Cheshire Cat
Came out to play today
INTO THE TURN ~
The Pace has suddenly quickened
And....without warning
CRIMINAL TYPE
Firing on All Cylinders with a Monster Move into the turn has Taken
Command
by at least 9 Lengths!
GDQH did not handle the turn well
and is losing ground
And now EL PRADO is flashing her
early Speed is moving up past everyone
to take over 2nd place behind the Runaway Leader CT
And there goes KD with an Early Surge
usually reserved for the final furlongs
moving up boldly -- running in 4th now
The next tier is made up of
RSA ~ HCG ~ TY88 ~ GDQH
Running Next are
REAL QUIET
HORSE-RACE-GUY
TIGER DANCER
And Trailing The Field
BALLERINA & RUFFIAN
AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH
Its ALL CRIMINAL TYPE
Making A Mockery of this Race today
The Junkyard~Dog is a Memory as
the Top~Dog resumes his Championship
winning style ----
Leaving the field in his mighty wake
EL PRADO
Has continued to surge forward and
looks better today than we have
seen her run in awhile
GDQH
Has found her 2nd Wind and is regaining
the ground she lost on the turn
KD & REAL QUIET
Now in a Neck & Neck ---
stride for stride battle behind
the front leaders
The rest of the field is tightly
bunched but not gaining ground
And the trailers now are
HORSE RACE GUY
And...... RUFFIAN
who must have left her Inner-Cheetah
napping in the barn today!
And........
DOWN The STRETCH They Come
CRIMINAL TYPE
Reminding everyone WHY he is
the Reigning HOTY ---
He has increased his lead
Firing yet another round of ammunition
And putting on an Exhibition now
EL PRADO
Is putting on the Pressure now increasing her speed and is all out & all
heart
trying to catch the Elusive Criminal-Type
GDQH + KD + RQ
Still with a chance to place running
neck and neck...
3 across the track
BALLERINA
Finally finding her best stride is
making her move & gaining ground
TY88 ~ RSA ~ HCG and
TIGER DANCER
With little left in the final furlong
At the Back by at least 20 Lengths
HORSE RACE GUY & RUFFIAN
AT THE WIRE
NO PHOTO FINISH TODAY
Its CRIMINAL TYPE
The Easy Winner
EL PRADO
Stunningly Strong Today is 2nd
GDQH Closes Nicely takes 3rd
KD Completes The Superfecta
ALSO RAN
REAL QUIET
BALLERINA
TY88
RSA
HORSE CRAZY GAL
TIGER DANCER
HORSE RACE GUY
RUFFIAN (DC)
Eased & Vanned Off For Vet Exam
CONGRATS CRIMINAL TYPE
Snow On The Roof
Still Has Fire In The Furnace!
Great Comeback!
PAY OUT PRICES
CHECK ALL TICKETS!
CRIMINAL TYPE = $102.20
EL PRADO = $83.40
GDQH = $51
K D = $46.20
REAL QUIET = $40.20
BALLERINA = $36.20
TY88 = $33.80
RSA = $30.60
HCG = $30.20
TIGER DANCER = $27.20
HORSE RACE GUY = $21.60
RUFFIAN (DC) = $13.80
The Obama admin mantra -
The 1st 4 years - "It's Bush's fault."
The next 4 years - "I don't know nuthin'."
Life is what happens to you when you're making other plans - Betty Talmadge
Congrats CT!!!! You're on fire! Thanks Ruff for the exciting call again.
Jennifer
My kingdom for a horse.
Congrats, CT. Nice cappin'! Even though some of us didn't exactly wow ourselves with our picks, it was an exciting day of racing.
Thanks again, Ruffian, for all your hard work putting together these contests.
The Obama admin mantra -
The 1st 4 years - "It's Bush's fault."
The next 4 years - "I don't know nuthin'."
Life is what happens to you when you're making other plans - Betty Talmadge
Congrats Criminal Type. Good to see you back in the winners circle again. Congrats also to El Prado for making money and to GotaDunQH and KD for hitting the board.
The more I learn about humans, the more I love horses.
Il Sont Partes
Congrats Criminal Type and that was an exciting race call. I'm just glad i didn't finish last lol. I can't wait to see what track and races we get to handicap this Sat! and hopefully I'll do a little better this time.
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