On the Shelf
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it - Lou Holtz
Dance in the Mood
Here's an obsure one-
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" I reject you reality, and substitute my own! " Mythbusters
"Sometimes, I think he's the King of Stupid" - Old Man "Pawn Stars"
"Oh, what fresh hell is this?!" - Sheldon Cooper- "Big Bang Theory"