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    $UPER $$aturday POST PARADE => RESULTS

    FROM RUFFIAN:

    Good Afternoon + Welcome To
    CALDER RACECOURSE

    Today's Feature
    The RUFFARAMA Stakes

    Presented By: Little Friskies
    Today Run At: 1 1/4 M

    After The Big Day Of Super-Special Saturday some scheduled 'entries' for
    today's race have been scratched, due to returning to their own
    training centres for R + R

    We hope to see them return soon!

    Now Let's Meet The Field:

    In PP #1 > KD

    This COLT has surprised many of his fans as he went from Springtime
    races that were Dismal Displays ~

    To A Dazzling Determined Runner who can Never be Counted out till the
    wire!

    If there is one in this field who has done a total Turnabout this is IT!

    His Better Races have been run at shorter distances than today's 1 1/4
    M
    ~ so he remains a question mark

    He goes off today at: 4/1


    In PP #2 > EL PRADO

    This Talented FILLY has had some major health issues this season and
    thus has not always lived up to expectations

    But ~
    don't be fooled or lulled into a false sense of her NOT doing well!

    She can also do a major Turnabout and run away with the race!

    She has the pedigree and talent to do just that and often has!

    She Is At: 9/1


    In PP #3 > REAL QUIET

    Here is a COLT who has the breeding to do exceptionally well, and often
    has shown that ability

    But his Focus often is more on the Fillies than running ~

    And... THAT has been his Waterloo in many races

    His BLINKERS ON in his last start showed amazing Improvement!

    Now if he can maintain that momentum
    he will prove just how talented he is!

    Blinkers ON Again Today!

    He Goes Off At: 9/2


    In PP #4 > DUSTY

    This is A FILLY who can WIN Gate to Wire and finish last in her next
    race!

    Inconsistency is her only drawback to betting the farm on her!

    Just when U think she is totally OUT Of ANY Chance...

    BAM! There She Goes passing the field like they were trotting...
    all the way with her nost to the wire

    Nobody - including her Connections ever know ahead of time if we will
    see the Front-Running-Masterpiece.....

    OR The Late Closing Zenyatta Look-Alike

    Either Way She is always an exciting Filly to watch!

    She is at:7/2


    In PP #5 > ROC

    Here is A Super Speed Demon COLT who can leave the gate and never look
    back till he wins at the wire

    Lately his efforts have not shown off his ability and his connections
    have been trying various equipment and dietary changes to solve the
    riddle

    His fans know how capable he is and they never give up on him in any
    race

    He Goes Off At: 5/1


    In PP #6 > CRIMINAL TYPE

    An Older Stallion who won several Awards Last year - - -
    But... has not been quite as
    flawless this season

    Now and then he reminds his fans just HOW and WHY he had won them

    His last 2 races were Lack Lustre efforts and it was later discovered
    under examination he had cut his front leg when leaving the gate

    We look for a better effort today

    He Is At: 8/1


    In PP #7 > RUFFIAN

    Coming out Alone due to requests by other trainers based on her
    Shenanigans in the Paddock and Post Parade

    She is Feisty and Fractious much to the chagrin of her Jockey who often
    finds himself on the ground...

    She entertains her fans as she Dances thru the Post parade but often
    leaves her Best Energy IN the Gate!

    But ~ She Can POUNCE like a Cat just when you think she has NO chance at
    all
    and close like a Cheetah at full speed!

    She Goes Off At: 10/1

    We Now Turn You Over To Our
    Track Announcer

    VENGEFUL WILDCAT


    The Horses are all in except for RSA +
    REAL QUIET who got 'into it' right at the gate and both are being
    examined by the track veterinarian

    Both appear to be ok and we are ready

    And...Awaaaaaaaay They Go

    FOUR across the Track going for the Early Lead

    POST TIME MIKE
    PEEPTOAD
    KENNEDY
    INTO THE MYSTIC

    KD just a Half Length behind the front running four......

    RUFFIAN Another Length back

    DUSTY + ROC in tandem are next

    Early Trailers are
    CRIMINAL-TYPE
    REAL-QUIET

    And... RSA who went to his knees right out of the gate almost tossing
    his jockey has at least 12 Lengths to make up....

    Heading into the Clubhouse Turn...

    POST TIME MIKE
    has picked up the pace and has moved into the lead ALONE...
    by around 5 Lengths

    PEEPTOAD
    looking strong is holding on to 2nd right behind PTM

    KENNEDY
    Super Strong is only a half length behind
    PEEPTOAD and gaining on her with every stride...

    INTO THE MYSTIC has been taken back and is weaving her way thru traffic
    as her jockey has moved her over to the rail... for her stretch run

    KD with a big move up the middle of the track is gaining ground fast

    ROC + REAL QUIET both showing speed now and moving up easily

    RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY ~ CRIMINAL-TYPE
    far behind the rest

    RSA not liking this track surface is at least 10 lengths behind the
    field...
    Coming Out Of The Turn....

    EL PRADO with a HUGE Move has moved within a head of KD who is beginning
    to show signs of tiring...


    CRIMINAL TYPE suddenly awakened with a strong move up the middle of the
    track

    REAL QUIET moving very evenly and staying close to the front runners...

    ROC seems to be laboring...

    DUSTY has not made her move yet

    RUFFIAN is giving her Jockey one helluva ride, fighting with him the
    whole way...

    And Down The Stretch They Come

    EL PRADO with a Super Strong Move has Taken The LEAD...
    and is showing NO signs of weakening...

    KD Is Backing Up...badly as once again this Longer Distance proves to be
    his undoing...


    REAL QUIET is moving like a train and is closing fast on EL PRADO

    But Someone is FLYING along the Rail
    like A ROCKET....

    ...without much room to get thru..
    the hole is closing up fast...

    ITS ~ ITS ~ ITS ....... DUSTY!

    She had fought her way up scraping paint on the rail ~ as she JUST
    manages to squeeze thru and is within 2 Lengths of EL PRADO

    EL PRADO is not showing any signs of slowin down...

    DUSTY is exploding with a Late Kick
    we are used to seeing from her....
    but She is running out of ground...

    DUSTY~
    now just half a Length of EL PRADO

    AND NOW ---
    THE 2 FILLIES are Neck and Neck!

    A Whisker could separate them....
    We got us a MATCH RACE Folks!
    Neither Filly giving up or giving in

    REAL QUIET NOT giving up yet is
    just a half length behind the front running Fillies...closing like a
    COLT~45

    AND AT THE WIRE

    TOO CLOSE TO CALL!!!

    PHOTO FINISH for WIN!

    Stewards are taking a LONG time with this one folks....
    Even we could not tell which FILLY Won!

    STEWARDS OFFICIAL RESULT....
    By A Very Short Nostril Hair.......!

    DUSTY over EL PRADO!

    REAL QUIET in 3rd
    Just holds off CRIMINAL-TYPE
    who rounds out the SuperFecta


    ALSO RAN
    KD
    ROC
    RUFFIAN (Pulled up, Vanned Off)

    CONGRATS on a MONSTER Closing Kick by DUSTY ~ from so far back
    It looked like An IMPOSSIBLE DREAM!

    NOW U See why some of her fans
    affectionately call her LIL-Z

    Today's race was an Amazing Example
    of her Classic Closing Kick!

    PAY OUT PRICES

    DUSTY >>> $70

    EL PRADO > $69.20 !!!

    REAL QUIET > $61.40

    CRIMINAL TYPE >> $52.40

    KD >>> $50.20

    ROC $46.10

    RUFFIAN >> $12.70

    Check ALL Tickets for Accuracy!

    We bid you a good evening and safe drive home from Calder Racecourse
    May they run with the wind
    Official Associate Backstretch Boys Stables Member Enrolled 11/5/2008 PostTimeMike presiding.

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    Re: $UPER $$aturday POST PARADE => RESULTS

    Congrats Dusty on yet another great win. I hope your efforts took a lot out of you for BOTS Wednesday <grin>. Way to return to the races with a vengence El Prado, you just missed but it was a strong showing. After reading this part of the recap I would suggest that Ruffian stay away from the catnip for a while LOL.

    And... RSA who went to his knees right out of the gate almost tossing
    his jockey has at least 12 Lengths to make up....

    Heading into the Clubhouse Turn...

    POST TIME MIKE
    has picked up the pace and has moved into the lead ALONE...
    by around 5 Lengths

    PEEPTOAD
    looking strong is holding on to 2nd right behind PTM

    KENNEDY
    Super Strong is only a half length behind
    PEEPTOAD and gaining on her with every stride...

    INTO THE MYSTIC has been taken back and is weaving her way thru traffic
    as her jockey has moved her over to the rail... for her stretch run

    Ruffian is a great storyteller but when those imaginary participants show up ya gotta wonder where she's getting her catnip from <ha>. Congrats again Dusty, I have that line memorized since I seem to need it once a week <sigh>.
    The more I learn about humans, the more I love horses.
    Il Sont Partes

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    Re: $UPER $$aturday POST PARADE => RESULTS

    That was even better than you think!
    I was half of BC week in intensive care. I couldn't play the BC. I was too busy waking up from a seizure. I escaped Saturday. I wasn't awake enough to play last Wednesday. When I've had a grand mal I'm walking into walls for several days. I didn't see race one on Ladies' Day. I did have sense enough to grab them from BH.

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