MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 10/9 *RESULTS* @ KEENELAND

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RUFFIAN
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Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:25 pm

CONGRATS TO ROAMIN ON HIS REPEAT VICTORY GALLOP
HE NOW WILL RUN FOR THE ELUSIVE 3-PEAT GLORY

VENUE CHOICE: KEENELAND

FEATURE EVENT: THE QFLUFFL BIRTHDAY STAKES
CELEBRATING RUFFIAN'S POMERANIAN 8th BIRTHDAY!

POST TIMES: 1:05 ET // 12:05 CT // 11:05 MT // 10:05 PT

$$$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$$$

REPEAT GOLDEN GOOSE EGG RECIPIENT : CRUZAN
IF THE CONTRARY COLT IS UNABLE TO CALCULATE
THEN THE SHENANIGATOR, RUFFIAN, WILL ROAR IN


RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
WHY RISK DOING IT WRONG
THEN POUT WHEN SEEING: DQ :cry:
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MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:06 pm

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
TODAY WE ARE AT KEENELAND RACETRACK

DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, WILL BE RUNNING INTO HISTORY
IF HE CAN MANAGE TO BREAK THE BARRIER THAT HAS PREVENTED
SO MANY FROM A VICTORIOUS 3-PEAT ACCOMPLISHMENT!

OUR FEATURE EVENT IS ~
THE ''QRFLUFFL BIRTHDAY BASH''
CELEBRATING THE 8TH BIRTHDAY OF
TRACK ANNOUNCER, RUFFIAN'S PRECIOUS POMERANIAN

DC ROAMIN WILL HAVE 7 CAPABLE CONNIVING CHALLENGERS
ALL TRYING TO PREVENT HIS RUN INTO THE HISTORY BOOKS

SO NOW IT'S TIME FOR GLORY OR GRIEF!

THE ENERGETIC EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO RUN

AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE 'QRFLUFFL BIRTHDAY BASH'

IT'S A SPEEDY TRIO TAKING CHARGE EARLY TO THE TURN
ROAMIN, THUNDER CAT & BLUNNY LEAD THE WAY


OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

DEFENDING CHAMP, ROAMIN, CLEARLY IN COMMAND
WITH NO CHALLENGER EVEN CLOSE ~ YET

THUNDER CAT IS NEXT BUT AT LEAST 15 LENGTHS BACK

IT'S ANOTHER HUGE GAP BACK TO
RUFFIAN, BLUNNY, TIGER DANCER & CRUZAN

IN ANOTHER TIME ZONE ARE DUSTY & CIGARSHOP

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

DEFENDING CHAMP ROAMIN IS MAKING A MOCKERY OF THE RACE
NOBODY IS EVEN CLOSE ENOUGH TO MOUNT A CONVINCING CHALLENGE

THUNDER CAT EVEN RUNNING WELL IS STILL 18 LENGTHS BACK

ENERGIZER BLUNNY RUNNING ON A HALF CHARGED BATTERY IS NEXT

WAY FAR BACK IS THE REST OF THE FIELD STRUGGLING TO KEEP UP
RUFFIAN, TIGER DANCER, CRUZAN, DUSTY & CIGARSHOP

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

ROAMIN RUNNING RAMPID WITH A HUGE LEAD HEADING INTO HISTORY
ONLY THUNDER CAT CAN MAKE IT OR BREAK IT FOR THE CLASSY COLT!

BUT SHE HAS HER WORK CUT OUT FOR HER AS THE CAPRICIOUS COLT
UP AHEAD IS SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF
GIVING IN OR GIVING UP THE LEAD

BLUNNY IS ANOTHER 8 LENGTHS BEHIND THUNDER CAT
FOLLOWED BY A LATE SURGING CRUZAN
RUFFIAN, TIGER DANCER ARE NEXT

WAY FAR BACK ARE DUSTY & CIGARSHOP
VYING FOR EITHER A VISIT TO THE CAT HOUSE OR DOG HOUSE

THE CROWD IS GOING WILD WITNESSING HISTORY AKA ''HIS STORY''
AS ROAMIN CROSSES THE FINISH LINE WITH NO CHALLENGER CLOSE
AND THE FANS SEEING A 3-PEAT PERFECTION PERFORMANCE :o

THUNDER CAT WITH A GOOD EFFORT IS 2nd
BLUNNY WITH A LATE SURGE OF SPEED IS 3rd
CRUZAN THO LATE TO GET STARTED MAKES UP FOR IT IN THE FINAL FURLONG AND WILL HEAD TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS' :twisted:

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
QRFLUFFL BIRTHDAY BASH
}{ REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE RUFFINATOR }{
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

{{DC}} ROAMIN = $65.40
3 PEAT GLORY! :D

THUNDER CAT = $49.80
*Qrfluffl Birthday Bash Bridesmaid

BLUNNY = $33
*Late Energy Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

CRUZAN = $25.40
Snail 1st Half ~ Speedy Final Furlong To Steal 'The Precious' :evil:

ALSO RAN

RUFFIAN = $12.40

TIGER DANCER = $10.20

DUSTY = $6.80

CIGARSHOP = $3
*** HEADS TO YE OLD DOG HOUSE FOR MILK BONE BISCUITS
CHEW TOYS AND VEGAS SHOWGIRL DANCERS!
{That Incentive May Be The Valid Reason For Running Slowly!}

THE CALCULATOR AWAITS FOR CIGARSHOP NEXT TIME!

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM KEENELAND
WITH AN EXCITING MEMORY OF A 3-PEAT VICTORY AT LAST

WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
REMINDING EVERYONE THAT NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE! :cry:
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
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