SUPURRR SATURDAY ~ 2/16 * RESULTS * @ FAIR GROUNDS {{R2--12}}

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Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:12 pm

CONGRATS TO THE DANCING TIGER
THE 'JUNGLE CAT' DISGUISED AS A RACE HORSE
DANCED MERRILY TO A SUPURR-SPEEDY-SALSA SUPREME VICTORY

THIS WAS A DRAMATIC ~ DAZZLING DISPLAY OF TIGER TENACITY!
LEAVING THE REST LOOKING LIKE A TURTLE-TEMPO-2 -STEP :lol:

VENUE: FAIR GROUNDS ~ RISEN STAR DAY *** RACE #2---12

BEGINNING WITH RACE 2 @ 12:58 CT TIME: COLONEL POWER S
TO GIVE MORE TIME TO CHECK SCRATCHES
LESS CAT-CALCULATING TIME FOR THE FELINE-IN-CHARGE

POST TIMES: 1:58 ET (R#2) // 12:58 CT // 11:58 MT // 10:58 PT

FEATURE EVENT
:D STARSHINE OR SORROW :( STAKES

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
SCROLL ON DOWN TO VIEW
BETTER SAFE THAN SORROW
DO IT WRONG & SEE = D.Q. :cry:
Last edited by RUFFIAN on Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:13 pm, edited 2 times in total.
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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R2...3-7-6
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Wed Feb 20, 2019 11:11 pm

SUPURR SATURDAY RESULTS

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
TODAY WE ARE AT THE FAIR GROUNDS FOR RISEN STAR DAY

DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER, WILL HAVE A DOZEN
SHINING STARS TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER VICTORY DANCE

HONORING RISEN STAR
OUR FEATURE EVENT IS THE
STAR-SHINE OR STAR-NOT

THE TALENTED 13 ARE IN THE GATE READY TO RUN

AND THEY'RE OFF IN THE 'STAR-SHINE OR STAR-NOT' STAKES

OUT FOR A QUICK BIG LEAD, IS DEFENDING CHAMP, TIGER DANCER
JOINED QUICKLY BY CATALINA ~ CRUZAN & POST TIME MIKE

IT'S JUST 3 LENGTHS BACK TO REAL QUIET ~ DUSTY + BLUNNY

THESE SIZZLIN 7 LEAD THE WAY INTO THE TURN

===== OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME =====

OMG! WOW! IS ABOUT ALL THIS RACE CALLER CAN SAY!

I'M ALMOST SPEECHLESS ~ ~ NOT A GOOD IDEA FOR A
TRACK ANNOUNCER, BUT IT'S NOT EVERY DAY WE WITNESS
SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY LIKE THIS!

TIGER DANCER APPEARS TO HAVE SPROUTED WINGS
LEAVING THE ENTIRE REST OF THE RUNNER'S JOCKEYS
LOOKING A BIT 'SHELL-SHOCKED' AS THE FEROCITY OF A
TIGER APPEARS TO HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH PEGASUS!

THE FIERCELY FAST FILLY HAS SEPARATED HERSELF
FROM THE FIELD BY AT LEAST 25 LENGTHS

THE REST OF THE FIELD ARE ONLY RUNNING FOR
BRIDESMAID ~ BOUQUET & THE PRECIOUS

=== THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH ===

IF THE OTHER DOZEN JOCKEYS ARE HOPING TO SEE
THE SUPURR-SONIC-SPEED FADE INTO SLOW ~
~ THAT JUST ISN'T HAPPENING AT ALL

IN FACT, TIGER DANCER HAS GONE INTO EXTRA-HIGH-GEAR
INCREASING HER MONUMENTAL LEAD EVEN MORE!

REAL QUIET HAS MOVED UP INTO 2ND
ROAMIN & CATALINA ARE NEXT

IT'S A FEW LENGTHS BACK TO A 'HERD' ACROSS THE TRACK
BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~ CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ CIGARSHOP

EVEN FARTHER BACK ARE THUNDER CAT ~ EL PRADO
RUFFIAN & PEEPTOAD

THIS SILLY-FILLY-FOURSOME MAY BE THINKING
'TIGER HAS THIS WRAPPED UP, SO WHY WASTE ENERGY'

===== AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME =====

TIGER DANCER IS JUST PUTTING ON AN EXHIBITION NOW
A NEW 'DANCING-TIGER-EXTRAVANZA' AND HEADING
TOWARDS A HUGE ENTRY IN THE RECORD BOOKS!

REAL QUIET IS ABOUT 30 LENGTHS BACK

ROAMIN & CATALINA ARE NEXT
FOLLOWED BY CATALINA, THEN BLUNNY ~ DUSTY ~
CRUZAN ~ POST TIME MIKE ~ CIGARSHOP

IT'S ANOTHER BIG GAP BACK TO THE REST
THUNDER CAT ~ EL PRADO ~RUFFIAN & PEEPTOAD

THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET SCREAMING LIKE BANSHEES
AS TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY ROARED AGAIN WITH YET
ANOTHER SHOCKING ACCELERATION OF SPEED AND POWER

THE PHENOMENAL FILLY APPEARS TO BE EVEN FARTHER AHEAD
THAN SECRETARIAT'S RECORD SETTING BELMONT STAKES
31 LENGTH VICTORY!

TIGER DANCER, DANCING TO THE BEAT OF HER OWN DRUM
IS SO FAR AHEAD, THE TV CAMERAS CANNOT EVEN INCLUDE
ANY OF THE REMAINING RUNNERS IN THE FRAME WITH HER!

CROSSING THE LINE AT LEAST 40 LENGTHS + AHEAD
TIGER DANCER HAS JUST ANNIHILATED THE CAIXA-ELETRONICA
RECORD HELD BY CATALINA FOR 4 YEARS!

THE ROAR OF THE CROWD IS DEAFENING AS THEY JUST WITNESSED
A STAR SHINING SO BRIGHTLY SUN GLASSES ARE NEEDED

A BREATHTAKING PERFORMANCE, GATE TO WIRE
ONE THAT THOSE HERE WILL SURELY REMEMBER
AS THE 'AYE-AYE OF THE TIGER' ~

=== OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH ===

*** TIGER DANCER = $336.40 !!! :o
*** SHATTERS THE CAIXA ELETRONICA RECORD: $293.40 {Catalina} :evil:
*** REPEAT VICTORY: RUNS FOR 3-PEAT NEXT TIME

REAL QUIET = $89.40
*Excellent Effort Any Day But This Day

ROAMIN = $79.80
*Another Good Run

CATALINA = $72.60
Steals 'The Precious'

===== ALSO RAN =====

BLUNNY = $62.40

DUSTY= $58.80

CRUZAN = $50

POST TIME MIKE = $49.80

CIGARSHOP = $47.20

THUNDER CAT = $34.20

EL PRADO = $31.40

RUFFIAN = $21.60
*Last Seen Fuming Over Losing The Cat House Key

PEEPTOAD = $16.40
*Steals The Cat House Key Right Out Of Ruffian's Claws!

WE NOW BID YOU ALL A GOOD EVENING FROM THE FAIR GROUNDS
WHERE WE WITNESSED A RESOUNDING RESPLENDENT RISEN STAR

WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON-TEXTING DRIVE HOME
AND A SHINING STAR GUIDING YOUR JOURNEYIF
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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