MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 5/1 *RESULTS* @ CHURCHILL

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Sun Apr 28, 2019 4:25 pm

CONGRATS TO RUFFIAN
THE FEROCIOUSLY FRISKY FILLY TURNED HER 'INNER-CHEETAH'
LOOSE EARLY ON, PLAYING HER OWN GAME OF
'CAT ME IF U CAN' ~ ~ NOBODY COULD EVEN COME CLOSE

VENUE: CHURCHILL DOWNS

FEATURE EVENT: ''DERBY FEVER'' STAKES
AND
BOTS = BATTLE OF THE SEXES
FIERCE FIERY FILLYS VS: CLEVER CANTANKEROUS COLTS

POST TIMES: 12:45 ET // 11:45 CT // 10:45 MT // 9:45 PT

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BETTER TO DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR & SEE = DQ! :oops:
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MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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Fri May 03, 2019 2:27 pm

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM

TODAY WE HAVE A DOUBLE FEATURE EVENT
BOTS: BATTLE OF THE SEXES
PLUS
THE 'DERBY FEVER' STAKES

DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, WILL BE TRYING HER BEST
TO LET HER 'INNER CHEETAH' PREVAIL
BUT IT MAY BE A TOOTH & CLAW BATTLE
WITH 8 CONTENTIOUS CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO SLOW DOWN A QUIK-STEPPIN-CHEETAH!

SOMEWHERE THERE'S A CIGARSHOP SCRATCHING
NO CLUE WHERE OR WHY: NO WORD FROM TRAINER

THE NIMBLE NINE ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAY THEY GO IN THE 'DERBY FEVER' STAKES

IT'S A LIGHTENING FAST ROAR BY THUNDER CAT
TAKING A HUGE LEAD HEADING INTO THE TURN
WITH ANOTHER ROARING BIG CAT, TIGER DANCER
ONLY 2 LENGTHS BEHIND THE FRONT RUNNING FILLY

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

THUNDER CAT HAS INCREASED HER LEAD EVEN MORE

IT'S 13 LENGTHS BACK TO TIGER DANCER & BLUNNY
WITH ROAMIN CHASING THEIR TAILS

THERE'S A HUGE GAP BACK TO CATALINA + DUSTY
AND EVEN FARTHER BACK TO EL PRADO & DEFENDING CHAMP
RUFFIAN WHO SO FAR HAS NOT AWAKENED HER 'INNER CHEETAH'

ALL ALONE AT THE BACK IS CRUZAN WHO HAD STALLED
LEAVING THE GATE, AND IS PLAYING A TUFF GAME OF CATCH-UP
{HOLD THE MUSTARD PLEASE}

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

IT'S ALL THUNDER CAT LEADING THE WAY WITH AUTHORITY

TIGER DANCER IS NEXT & GAINING GROUND ON THE LEADER

THESE 2 FRISKY FAST FILLYS ARE 10 LENGTHS IN FRONT OF
THE ENERGIZER- BLUNNY WHO SEEMS TO BE RUNNING ON
A HALF-CHARGED BATTERY TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE GIRLS

DUSTY IS NEXT & STARTING TO SHOW SOME SPEED

ANOTHER SEVERAL LENGTHS BACK ARE ROAMIN + CATALINA
FOLLOWED BY DEFENDING CHAMP, RUFFIAN, WHO MUST HAVE
LEFT HER 'INNER CHEETAH' SNOOZIN BACK AT THE BARN TODAY

AND WAY FAR BACK IS CRUZAN STILL TRYING TO GET MOVING!

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

THUNDER CAT CONTINUES TO SHOW THE WAY
TIGER DANCER TRYING TO CUT INTO HER LEAD WITHOUT SUCCESS

SUDDENLY A HUGE ROAR FROM THE CROWD HAS EVERYONE
UP ON THEIR FEET LOOKING AWAY FROM THE FILLY IN FRONT
FAR BACK AS SOMEONE IS FLYING AT JET LIKE SPEED UP THE RAIL

OMG! IT'S CRUZAN FROM THE TWILIGHT ZONE
PASSING EVERYONE IN HIS WAY, ONE AFTER ANOTHER
BUT WILL HE HAVE ENOUGH LEFT TO CATCH & PASS THUNDER CAT
SO FAR IN FRONT?

THE ANSWER CAME QUICKLY & CONVINCINGLY!
A RESOUNDING: YES HE CAN!

THE CAPRICIOUS COMPETITIVE COLT JUST RAN ONE OF THE
MOST AWESOME ~ AMAZING CLOSING RUNS THIS YEAR!
A ZENYATTA TYPE PERFORMANCE
LAST TO FIRST WITH INCREDIBLE ALACRITY!

A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON THE FACE OF THUNDER CAT
COULD EASILY MAKE A GRUMPY CAT CALENDAR PAGE!

$$$ OFFICIAL RESULTS OF: DERBY FEVER STAKES $$$
{{ REPORT OBJECTIONS TO: THE CAT-IN-CHARGE }}
( RUFFIAN333@webtv.net )

CRUZAN = $99.60
* Futile First Half ~ Formidable Final Furlongs!

THUNDER CAT = $69.40
* Impressive Gate To Wire: A Winning Effort Most Other Days

TIGER DANCER = $57
* Quik Step Gate To Wire To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

BLUNNY = $44.20
* Back In The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'

ALSO RAN

DUSTY = $43.80

ROAMIN = $34.60

CATALINA = $27.80

{{DC}} RUFFIAN = $19.80
*Just Misses A Yo-Yo-Mama

EL PRADO = $8.40

WE NOW BID YOU A GOOD EVENING FROM CHURCHILL DOWNS
WISHING ALL A SAFE, SOBER, NON TEXTING DRIVE HOME
REMEMBER: NO PHONE CALL IS WORTH A LIFE!
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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