MIDWEEK MAYHEM: 5/22 *RESULTS* @ EVANGELINE

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RUFFIAN
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Mon May 20, 2019 12:45 pm

CONGRATS TO 'THE DUSTY ONE'
AS SHE DUSTED OFF THE COMPETITION RATHER CONVINCINGLY :P

VENUE CHOICE: EVANGELINE

POST TIMES: 6:50 ET // 5:50 CT // 4:50

$$$ SCOREKEEPER $$$

IN THE COLOSSAL CAT HOUSE, AMIDST CATNIP & CHIPPENDALES
WILL BE EL PRADO TRYING TO LOCATE HER CALCULATOR ~
IF THE CATNIP OVERPOWERS HER, AND SHE IS UNABLE TO CALCULATE
THEN THE RUFFZILLA WILL ROAR ON IN TO TABULATE

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY DO IT WRONG AND THEN
BE SHOCKED TO SEE = DQ! :cry:
Last edited by RUFFIAN on Thu May 23, 2019 4:06 pm, edited 1 time in total.
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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Thu May 23, 2019 4:05 pm

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO MIDWEEK MAYHEM
RACING TODAY AT EVANGELINE DOWNS

WITH THE LATE SCRATCHES OF EL PRADO & CATALINA ~
DEFENDING CHAMP, DUSTY, WILL HAVE 7 CONTRARY CHALLENGERS
TRYING TO PREVENT ANOTHER 'DUSTING' AT THE WIRE!

THE EIGHT ARE IN THE GATE
AND AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THEY GO

IT'S AN ENERGERIZER-BLUNNY & A SMOKIN CIGARSHOP
SIDE BY SIDE OUT FOR A SHORT, BRIEF, EARLY LEAD
WITH A FRISKY FILLY TRIO RIGHT ON THEIR TAILS
HEADING INTO THE TURN
RUFFIAN ~ TIGER DANCER & THUNDER CAT

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

IT'S NOW TIGER DANCER ROARING HER WAY TO THE LEAD
THE VERY ENERGIZED-BLUNNY IS RIGHT ON HER TAIL

CIGARSHOP IS NEXT BUT NOT KEEPING UP WITH THE DUO IN FRONT

IT'S ANOTHER 7 LENGTHS BACK TO RUFFIAN ~ CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT

ROAMIN IS NEXT BUT NOT FINDING HIS BEST STRIDE YET
DEFENDING CHAMP ~ DUSTY ~ STALLED EXITING THE GATE
AND IS STRUGGLING TO GET GOING!

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

TIGER DANCER SUDDENLY SPOOKED AT SOMETHING CAUSING
HER TO LOSE MOMENTUM AND OPENING UP THE OPPORTUNITY
OR ''HOPPERTUNITY'' FOR THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY TO HOP ON BY
TAKING COMMAND OF THE LEAD

TIGER DANCER, REGAINING HER COMPOSURE IS NEXT
WITH A SMOKIN-HOT-CIGARSHOP RIGHT AT HER TAIL!

ANOTHER FEW LENGTHS BACK IS THUNDER CAT & CRUZAN
FOLLOWED BY RUFFIAN ~ DUSTY + ROAMIN

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY NOW ALL ALONE ON THE LEAD
HOPPING RIGHT ALONG TO HIS OWN TUNE
WITH NO CHALLENGERS CLOSE ENOUGH FOR CONCERN ~

TIGER DANCER IS NEXT WITH AN INTENSE CIGARSHOP
NOW 2 LENGTHS BACK, TRYING TO STAY WITH HER ~ BUT NOT

THUNDER CAT IS ANOTHER LENGTH BEHIND CIGARSHOP
FOLLOWED BY CRUZAN STILL WITH A CHANCE AT SOME MONEY

DEFENDING CHAMP WITH NO CHANCE AT ALL MAY BE HEADING
TO YE OLE CAT HOUSE UNLESS ROAMIN SLOWS DOWN ENOUGH
TO FIND HIMSELF MUNCHING ON MILK BONE BISCUITS TONIGHT

AT THE WIRE, THE ENERGIZER-BLUNNY ALL ALONE BY DAYLIGHT

TIGER DANCER OUT RUNS CIGARSHOP FOR THE BRIDESMAID AWARD
CIGARSHOP CATCHES THE BODACIOUS BOUQUET
THUNDER CAT STEALS 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$
{{ REPORT $$ OBJECTIONS TO RUFFZILLA }}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

BLUNNY = $86 {GET SMART!}
*Gate To Wire Fully Charged Energizer-Bunny!

TIGER DANCER = $59.50
*Roaring From The Gate ~ Silly Spook Stopped Victory Purrr

CIGARSHOP = $51.50
*Good Form But Focus On Tiger Tail Too Distracting

THUNDER CAT = $47.20
*Consistent Good Effort

***** ALSO RAN *****

CRUZAN = $40.20

RUFFIAN = $30.60

{{DC}} DUSTY = $25.10
* JUST MISSES THE CAT HOUSE ENTRANCE!

ROAMIN = $23.10
* CAPTURES THE DOG HOUSE KEY & CALCULATOR!
DOG BISCUITS ~ CHEW BONES & VEGAS SHOWGIRLS AWAIT

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM CAJAN COUNTRY
WISHING ALL A SAFE ~ SOBER ~ NON TEXTING JOURNEY HOME
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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