MIDWEEK MAYHEM + BOTS: 1/1/2020 *RESULTS* @ GULFSTREAM PARK

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RUFFIAN
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Mon Dec 30, 2019 12:59 pm

CONGRATULATIONS TO TIGER DANCER
THE FREAKISHLY FERVENTLY FAST FILLY
TOTALLY DESTROYED THE COMPETITION
DOING HER TIGER DANCE BY OPEN DAYLIGHT
REACHING THE WIRE WITH A MIGHTY TIGER VICTORY ROAR!

VENUE CHOICE: GULFSTREAM PARK

FEATURE EVENT
CELEBRATING A NEW YEAR ~ NEW DECADE OF DELIGHT
''20-20 PURRFECT VISION'' STAKES

ALSO: THE BOTS CHALLENGE
FEARLESS FESTIVE FILLYS VS: CLEVER CANTANKEROUS COLTS!

POST TIMES: 12:35 ET // 11:35 CT // 10:35 MT // 9:35 PT

RULES ARE ON THE MENU
TIZ WISE TO READ EM THRU
WHY NOT DO IT RIGHT
THAN ERRR AND SEE = DQ :oops:
Last edited by RUFFIAN on Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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RUFFIAN
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Thu Jan 02, 2020 4:37 pm

AFTER BEING WITHOUT EMAIL SINCE TUESDAY EVENING
YESTERDAY BEING A HOLIDAY = NO APPLE SUPPORT
TWO HOURS ON PHONE TODAY WITH TECH

I AM BEYOND HAVING ANY INCENTIVE TO PRESENT MY
USUAL ENTERTAINING EBULLIENT RESULTS ROARARAMA

SO HERE IS THE DAY'S EVENT WRAPPED UP IN A TIDY TRIBUTE

DUSTY ROARED OUT OF THE GATE TO LEAVE THE FIELD
PLAYING 'CATCH-HER-IF-U-CAN'

RUFFIAN PURRRSUEDED HER INNER CHEETAH TO DO JUST THAT
BUT MADE A MAJORLY BAD BLUNDER IN JUDGEMENT
WHEN INSTEAD OF CHOOSING A NAME
SHE OFTEN USES IN RACE CALLS ===> {{{ EBULLIENT}}}

SHE OPTED FOR A SOUL SPIRIT WHO LEFT HER POUTING IN 2nd PLACE

THUNDER CAT FOUND HER BEST STRIDE IN THE HOME STRETCH
AS SHE WAS ABLE TO FEND OFF THE ENERGIZER BLUNNY FOR 3rd

AND AS USUAL OVER THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS ~
ONCE AGAIN THE 'ENERGIZED-BUNNY' WOUND UP IN THE SHIRE
STEALING ''THE PRECIOUS''

SO HERE IS THE FINAL ORDER OF FINISH
REPORT $$$ ERRORS TO THE GRUMPY-CAT-IN-CHARGE
SEND MASS QUANTITIES OF CATNIP WITH YOUR COMPLAINTS!

20/20 PURRRFECT VISION STAKES
BOTS DAY

DUSTY = $107.50
*20-20 PURRRFECT PURRRFORMANCE
WINNING BOTS GLORY FOR THE FAB-FILLYS

RUFFIAN = $61.40
* aka GRUMPY CAT ~ Not Very Ebullient Now!

THUNDER CAT = $53.90
* Catches The Bodacious Bouquet

BLUNNY = $40
* Again, Journeying To The Shire To Steal 'The Precious'
Has Acquired a HUGE Golden Ring Collection over 3 Years!

ALSO RAN

BRI = $36.70

{{DC}} TIGER DANCER = $36.40

ROAMIN = $36.20

CRUZAN = $15.40
*Dog House Awaits: Milk Bone Biscuits, Chew Toys, Vegas Showgirls!

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL AND HAPPY 'MEW' YEAR
BE SAFE, SOBER & NON TEXTING ON YOUR JOURNEY HOME
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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