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ElPrado2
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Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:08 pm

A Canadian University gave out condoms with a safe sex message stapled to them, thus rendering them unusable.
They trying to build population up there?
BaroqueAgain1
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Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:53 pm

Someone at that university needs to be shown how those little latex/rubber sleeves actually work, because, clearly, whoever prepared that giveaway knows nothing aboot condoms. :oops: :lol:
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ElPrado2
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Wed Jan 16, 2019 12:04 am

They may have their brains frozen this time of year.
My daughter actually found that on some off the wall news site.
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ElPrado2
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Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:58 am

The past, present and future walked into a bar.


It was tense.
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ElPrado2
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Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:22 pm

What do you call a female horse that only wins races at nigjt?

A nightmare.
The Doctors Saint
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Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:47 pm

I thought I kept hearing high hat shots on a drum kit----like someone's telling "One-Liners" and sure enough :lol: So how are ya doin'?
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ElPrado2
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Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:20 am

2 blondes walked into a bar.
The bartender asked "Are you two sisters?".
"No", they replied, "We aren't even Catholic."
stark
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Location: SoCal

Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:22 pm

It’s supposed to rain Thursday, Saturday and Sunday. Might even dip below 60 degrees. Pray for us in Southern California.

https://twitter.com/BH_JBalan/status/10 ... 4948658176
I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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ElPrado2
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Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:11 am

Sounds just like Tampa. We may have hurricanes , but we don't have earthquakes.😀
stark
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Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:05 pm

I've found it easier to tear up tickets at 8/1 instead of 8/5.
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