SUPURR SATURDAY: 2/8 * RESULTS * @ TAMPA BAY

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Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:03 pm

CONGRATS TO REAL QUIET
THE 'QUIET ONE' BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER
AS HE FLEW TO THE WINNER'S CIRCLE

VENUE: TAMPA BAY

POST TIMES: 12:12 ET ~ 11:12 CT ~ 10:12 MT ~ 9:12 PT
{{DONTCHA LOVE IT! NOT 12 NOON OR 12:15 OR 12:05}}

FEBRUARY 8TH IS ''LAUGH + GET RICH DAY''
CELEBRATING THAT NATIONAL HOLIDAY OUR FEATURE EVENT
:evil: THE ''DISTORTED HUMOR'' STAKES :twisted:

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WHY DO IT WRONG AND RISK
THE CHANCE OF SEEING = DQ :cry:
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MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:59 pm

GOOD AFTERNOON & WELCOME TO SUPURR SATURDAY
AT TAMPA BAY DOWNS

FEBRUARY 8TH IS NATIONAL 'LAUGH & GET RICH DAY'
HONORING THAT HOLIDAY ~ OUR FEATURE EVENT IS

THE 'DISTORTED HUMOR' STAKES
WHO WILL HAVE THE 'LAST LAUGH' AT DAY'S END?

WITH LATE SCRATCHES OF: BRI, CATALINA, RAVEN
DEFENDING CHAMP, REAL QUIET, WILL HAVE 8 CONTENTIOUS
CHALLENGERS ALL TRYING TO SILENCE THE QUIET ONE

THE NIMBLE NINE ARE IN THE GATE & READY TO ROCK + ROLL

AND AWAY THEY GO IN THE ''DISTORTED HUMOR'' STAKES

IT'S DEFENDING CHAMP, REAL QUIET & DUSTY TAKING A
QUICK EARLY LEAD WHICH LASTS ABOUT 5 STRIDES ~

UNTIL THE DOUBLE DANGER FELINE THREAT ~ TIGER & 'CHEETAH'
PASSES BOTH OF THEM AS IF THEY WERE WALKING!

TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN HAVE TAKEN THE FIELD INTO THE TURN
BY AT LEAST 30 LENGTHS WITH INCREDIBLE SPEED & POWER

OUT OF THE TURN THEY COME

DUSTY WITH AN AMAZING TURN OF FOOT HAS JOINED THE
DYNAMIC DUO IN THE LEAD AS THESE 3 FILLYS HAVE TAKEN
A TOTALLY UNCONTESTED COMMAND OF THE RACE!

IT'S A LONG LONG WAY BACK TO THE REST OF THE RUNNERS
LIKE WATCHING 2 SEPARATE RACES!

REAL QUIET, POST TIME MIKE, BLUNNY, ROAMIN
FOLLOWED BY CRUZAN & THUNDER CAT

THEY'RE AT THE TOP OF THE STRETCH

TIGER DANCER WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF SUPURRR-SONIC SPEED
HAS SOARED TO THE LEAD UNCONTESTED

DUSTY IS LOSING MOMENTUM AS RUFFIAN HAS TURNED HER
'INNER-CHEETAH' LOOSE WITH A RESOUNDING ROAR
PURRR-FOUND POWER & PURRR-SISTENCE PASSING DUSTY

IT'S A LONG WAY BACK TO POST TIME MIKE WHO FINALLY FOUND
HIS BEST STRIDE, MOVING UP DESPERATELY TRYING TO CATCH
THE RUNAWAY FREAKISHLY FAST FILLYS IN FRONT

ROAMIN IS STARTING TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE

ANOTHER 20 LENGTHS BACK IS DEFENDING CHAMP, REAL QUIET
WHO QUICKLY SAW HIS CHANCES OF A REPEAT DISAPPEAR
WHEN THE GATES OPENED

THE 'ENERGIZER-BLUNNY' IS NEXT, BUT HOPPING ALONG ON A
1/4 CHARGED BATTERY TODAY

CRUZAN NOT CRUISIN' MUCH TODAY IS NEXT
FOLLOWED BY A TEDIOUSLY TEPID TURTLE TEMPO THUNDER CAT

AND DOWN THE STRETCH THEY COME

THE ''BIG CAT DIARY'' TALE OF TWIN TAILS IS UNDERWAY
AS TIGER DANCER & RUFFIAN
HAVE SEPARATED THEMSELVES FROM THE REST BY 30+ LENGTHS

DUSTY IS STILL ENGAGED BUT SHOWING FAR LESS ENERGY

POST TIME MIKE IS GAINING, AND NOW JUST 6 LENGTHS BACK
TRYING TO CATCH THE LEG WEARY DUSTY IN FRONT OF HIM

SUDDENLY IT IS TIGER DANCER WHO SEEMS TO BE THINKING
''OK, ENOUGH OF THIS DYNAMIC-DUO BIG-CAT-COMPETITION ~
TIME TO ROCK & ROLL & ROAR TO A RESOUNDING 1-CAT FINISH!''

AND THERE SHE GOES, FOLKS!

JUST WHEN YA THOUGHT THE TIGER HAD USED UP ALL THE
FELINE FUEL IN THE TANK ~ ANOTHER BODACIOUS BURST OF
PROFOUND POWER HAS LEFT RUFFIAN BEWILDERED & BAFFLED

NO DOUBT TODAY WHO HAS THE 'DISTORTED HUMOR' LAST LAUGH
ALL THE WAY TO THE WINNER CIRCLE & FELINE PENTHOUSE

ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE ''BIG-CAT-DIARY NOW IN THE BOOKS

DUSTY FINDS ENOUGH TO HOLD ON IN 3RD TO COMPLETE A
FESTIVE, FORMIDABLE, FLAMBOYANT FILLY TRIFECTA

POST TIME MIKE ~ THE ONLY COLT IN VIEW IS NEXT
AND WILL HEAD TO THE SHIRE TO STEAL 'THE PRECIOUS'

$$$$$ OFFICIAL ORDER OF FINISH $$$$$
THE 'DISTORTED HUMOR' STAKES

{{ REPORT $$$ OBJECTIONS TO THE CAT-IN-COMMAND }}
RUFFIAN333@webtv.net

TIGER DANCER = $182.40
* Just $4 Short Of The Caixa Eletronica For This Year! Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrow!
Electrifying Effort Gate To Wire!

RUFFIAN = $104.20
* A Sensational Scary Stumble In The Final Furlong, Costs A Victory
A 'Cat-Astrophic 'JehoZCat' Calamity!
Bewildered, Befuddled BridesMaid'

DUSTY = $88.80
*Sensational Speedy Start, Leg Weary Final Furlongs
Stays Strong Enough To Catch The Bodacious Bouquet

POST TIME MIKE = $75.40
*Decent Effort Trying To Catch The Formidable Fillys In Front

$$$$$ ALSO RAN $$$$$

ROAMIN = $56.20

{{DC}} REAL QUIET = $37.30

BLUNNY = $31

CRUZAN = $25.40

THUNDER CAT = $0 OMG!
*** GOLDEN GOOSE EGG *** :shock:

WE NOW BID YOU A FOND FAREWELL FROM FLORIDA
WISHING ALL TO HAVE THE LAST LAUGH TODAY
HAPPY DISTORTED HUMOR
BECAUSE SADNESS AND TEARS ARE A WASTE OF ENERGY!

BE SAFE, BE SOBER, BE PHONE-FREE WHEN BEHIND THE WHEEL
THE LIFE U SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN! :o
MAY THE PURRRRRRRRR BE WITH YOU
=^,,^=

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